A few weeks ago, my wife and I were watching Robert Altman’s Shortcuts. The film, along with thousands of others, stars Peter Gallagher. While we were watching, I pointed at the screen and said, “Hey. It’s Billy Zane.” After my wife told me I was crazy, I looked up the movie on imdb – which truly is the source of all knowledge – and sure enough, it wasn’t Billy Zane, but Peter Gallagher. The mistake was mine, but I told my wife that the two could pass as brothers, to which she replied, “You’re a f**king idiot.” So, gentle readers, I throw it out to YOU! Look at the pictures, and tell me whether or not the Zane brothers resemble each other, then look at our doctored photo to see how a f**king idiot like me could have mistaken one for the other.
Side By Side
Zane Gallagher-ized

I think the answer is obvious.










7 responses so far ↓
natbing // May 27, 2009 at 4:53 pm |
The answer is obvious. Billy Zane isn’t as attractive with caterpillar eyebrows and Peter Gallagher looks like a completely different person. You’re wrong and you will always be wrong!Scratch that. I think you’re absolutely right!
jimmybing // May 27, 2009 at 7:56 pm |
I know!
billyG // May 28, 2009 at 2:42 pm |
I agree jimmybing! They’re twinsies!
laurensbing // June 1, 2009 at 3:07 pm |
I agree with Billy and Natalie! They could be brothers!
laurensbing // July 1, 2009 at 6:01 pm |
I just can’t stop thinking about how similar they look! I had to comment again!
jimmybing // July 15, 2009 at 1:49 pm |
I just can’t get over it. They look so similar it’s creepy!
Juan Castano // July 23, 2009 at 5:01 am |
OMG! I couldnt stop laughing at the comments