If there’s one thing the Bible taught us, it’s that all you need to kill an angel is a cigarette lighter and a gas pump. And angels are scary. And even though they have wings and live in Heaven, they still need guns to get anything done. …I’m starting to think this movie might not make any effing sense. And why does Dennis Quaid get a poster? He looks like he did in Flight of the Phoenix. Well…anyway.

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