Tag Archives: Megan Fox

SNL is back this Saturday night…live. *cough*

If the Weekend Update Thursdays they’ve had on these past couple of weeks aren’t satisfying your SNL jones, you’ll be happy to know the show will be back with new episodes this Saturday. Jennifer’s Body star and future Jennifer’s Body 2 star Megan Fox will be hosting. I’m sure she’ll be really funny, and we’ll all feel bad for laughing at those Transformers letters. Anyway. In other news, Fox is currently in talks to star in the next Batman film. Rumor has it she’ll be playing an STD. (zing!)

TRAILER MONDAY

The summer movie craziness is upon us. Here’s a little taste.

First up this week, the full trailer for Transformers 2, now with 67% more Transformers. And now that Megan Fox is more plastic than person, she’ll be bowing as one of the newly-introduced Disgusticons.

Also released recently was the full trailer for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. This looks like some sort of weird mix between Bioshock and Iron Man, and by that I mean that the movie is going to make no f**king sense whatsoever. I can’t wait.

The super secret and super cool District 9 is about aliens who land in South Africa and are forced to work as manual labor. It takes place in a crazy world where aliens exist, and where South Africa can tell people to do things.

TRAILER MONDAY – Superbowl Edition

Last night’s football match between the Pittsburgh Iron Workers and the Arizona Redbirds offered up a look at some of this year’s hottest new movies, and since all of this blog’s success comes vicariously through the hard work of others, we’ve got them all for you, right here in one spot! Now that’s what I call a touchdown.

First up, the much-anticipated teaser for Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. In this one, there’s a special transformer who carries around Linkin Park, who once again provides the smokin’ soundtrack. And then there’s another transformer who tries to convince you that the movie’s title doesn’t suck. Anyway, there’ll be a lot of explosions.

In May, the follow-up to 2006′s The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, will be released. I’m not really sure what this one is about, but I do know that it doesn’t feature an albino monk flagellating himself, so I really have no interest in seeing it.

Well, it took them long enough, but a live-action adaptation of G.I. Joe is finally coming to the big screen. In The Rise of Cobra, boobs, guns, and explosions all come together into one… well, they sure do come together. Take a look, and we’ll see you next week.