Battle: Los Angeles is being described as “Black Hawk Down meets Independence Day.” It’s also being described as Kent from So You Think You Can Dance Fights Predator, because if you take a gander at this freshly-released teaser poster, there’s a big effing predator in the background, and Kent realizing that no arabesque or grand jeté is going to help him now, no matter how well executed.
As long as these are the kind of jokes we’re making, I’d also like to see Robert from SYTYCD Gets Ripped Apart by Sharktopus, because, that could be cool.
If there’s one thing the Bible taught us, it’s that all you need to kill an angel is a cigarette lighter and a gas pump. And angels are scary. And even though they have wings and live in Heaven, they still need guns to get anything done. …I’m starting to think this movie might not make any effing sense. And why does Dennis Quaid get a poster? He looks like he did in Flight of the Phoenix. Well…anyway.
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