Hot (and steamy) off the Press!


I was reading a school newspaper today and ran across a few articles that were laugh-out-loud funny. I’m not sure if the paper is run like some sort of Lord of the Flies bizzaro world where there are no adults around to proof-read the kid’s stuff, but after reading a few pages, that’s what I’m leaning towards. Here’s a snippet from an article about favorite Christmas foods…

There is a spicy twinge of steaming hot turkey, and a creamy white river of melted marshmallows on top of a sweet potato pie. The sticky concoction of maple and sugar hasn’t quite hardened on the ham, and the sweet crispy crust of an apple pie is oozing it’s delectable secret.

Boioioing!. That’s one steamy taxi cab confession. Seriously, I don’t know if this would fit better in a porno movie, or one of those commercials where a bunch of girls are sitting in a pilates class talking about their periods like it’s a fresh flower or fruit or something.



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