Some Trailer Monday to go with your Tuesday? Let’s do it.
Moon stars Sam Rockwell as the sole custodian of a lunar mining station. It looks like someone beat me to the punch when I thought, “How about Castaway, in space!” My next project, “Castaway, with hookers!” It’s called Hooker Island and it’s sure to be the filthiest thing you’ve ever seen.
Extract is the latest comedy from Mike Judge. In it, some friends try to get Steve Carrell laid while at the same time planning a mall heist to get money to buy this big shipment of weed from a mob boss, who’s played by Gary Cole. The kicker is, Ron Livingston can’t smoke too much pot, or else he’ll be fired by his boss, who’s played by Gary Cole. The kicker is, Ron Livingston hates his job, and is planning on filming a porno movie with his roommate, Elizabeth Banks, to bring in extra cash. The porno’s called The Kicker, and it’s sure to be the filthiest thing you’ve ever seen.
The Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3, a remake of the 1974 classic (?) has managed to bring two of my favorite things to the big screen. Public transportation and handlebar mustaches. At this point, fact that it’s John Travolta wearing the mustache and hijacking the subway is icing on the cake.