This isn’t a review so much as it is a rant. When I heard that they had started filming New Moon, I couldn’t help but notice the similarities the movie had to my own screenplay, New Moon, in which a group of werewolves go around seducing young girls by showing off their hindquarters. Anyway, when I started production on that film, I was called things like “sick,” and “disgusting.” It just goes to show that some people are in the right place at the right time. So, you win this round Stephanie Meyer. After giving it a lot of thought, I won’t be seeking legal action. I’m just happy that someone’s made pornography for 14-year olds socially acceptable.