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What do you do when gods make war? Thor!**

**Although I’m not exactly sure how you would “do” Thor, and what good it might do when gods are making war. Perhaps some of my female readers can enlighten us after they’ve watched a few minutes of hunky Chris Hemsworth dressed up as the God of Thunder.

But anyway. I know what you’re thinking. Comic Con sucks. But there were a few things to come out this year that were pretty cool. One of those is the trailer for next year’s Thor, which has a surprisingly good cast for what could easily be the weakest of the Marvel films leading up to The Avengers. Take a look below.

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Can someone tell me what the hell this movie’s about?

On second thought, don’t. I’ll go see it anyway.

I am Iron Man. 2.

Here’s the new trailer for Scarlett Johansson’s latest, Iron Man 2. Wait. She wasn’t in the first one? What the hell was I watching?

MacGruber! Pepsi!

Although I should probably know better, I’m holding out hope that MacGruber, the latest in a looong string of crappy SNL spin-off movies, will actually be funny. The trailer looks like a good start.

I am Iron Man. Two.

It’s finally here! As expected, Iron Man 2 looks both bigger and badder than its predecessor. I can’t believe how awesome these special effects are. Did you see how weird and out-of-proportion Mickey Rourke’s face looks? Wait. What?

TRAILER MONDAY

People got their first glimpse of James Cameron’s Avatar at this year’s Comic Con, and people are already complaining that the movie’s aliens and giant robots don’t look real. The question we’re asking is, why is James Cameron putting aliens and giant robots in a live action remake of Once Upon a Forest?

The teaser trailer for Christopher Nolan’s Inception isn’t giving anything about the movie away. I can give you a hint, though. The working title for the film was The Sweaty and Disturbed-Looking Leonardo DiCaprio. Discuss.

If you ask me, it’s about time they made a movie about underage girls falling in love and having crazy sex with zombies. Enough with all of this vampire crap, you know? Wait, there’s nothing like that in Zombieland? Amusement parks? Right. Amusement parks… Wasn’t Sunday’s True Blood great?

TRAILER MONDAY

Ever since Robert Pattinson made sexing up prepubescent girls cool again, everyone’s been eager to jump on the vampire train. This January, Daybreakers will be bringing the sexy back. Except instead of Pattinson’s junkie skin, we’ll have Ethan Hawke’s snaggle tooth, which come to think of it, would be really difficult to bite people with.

After 27 years, some studio exec finally wised up and said, “Hmm. Tron. What can we do with that?” Unfortunately, we still don’t know. We do know that the new movie DOESN’T feature the Tron Guy, which is a disappointment in and of itself.

Lastly we have the teaser trailer for Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. After watching it, I’m not sure the movie’s actually supposed to be good so much as scare the shit out of little kids and give Johnny Depp another opportunity to run around in crazy makeup. It’ll bring down at least 300 million in the US.